Eddie Izzard: Pink Beret Theft

This world never ceases to baffle me.

PS 'If I stand next to Eddie Izzard I might get my photo in the paper...'

Eddie Izzard: Vs A Loon

A man accused of hurling homophobic abuse at comedian Eddie Izzard claims he was beaten up by two gay men in a revenge attack in Soho, a court has heard.

Jamie Penny, 24, allegedly threatened to ‘do’ the 54-year-old funnyman’s house in Hugh Street, Pimlico, central London, on 3 April.

Penny’s temper is said to have flared when Izzard refused him and a friend a lift in his 1958 Volkswagen Beetle .

A month later he saw the stand-up again in nearby Gillingham Street and branded him a ‘f***ing poofter’, it is claimed.

He is now charged with two counts of using threatening and abusive words or behaviour...

Mirror.

Now, I'm not a psychologist, but I sense this man may be a complete lunatic.

Andrew Pierce Watch: Pierce Is Another Word For Prick

"Barely a day went by in the disastrous ‘Yes to AV’ campaign without a cameo performance by Eddie Izzard, who was once a famous comedian.
"Now we know why. He wants to be an MP. Just what Westminster needs: a cross-dressing, B-list celebrity. He could always borrow the Speaker John Bercow’s tights if he ladders his own."

Andrew Pierce, The Daily Mail's pet gay-hating gayer comes out as a trans-hater, too.
This could have been written by his colleague Richard Littlejohn.
Fuck off Andrew.