Dale Winton: Conservative Woman

To get to the final round, here are your subjects; Health Care, The Iran Nuclear Deal, Immigration, The Economy, Jobs and Foreign Policy. The list goes on, but that's not the only reason he's In It To Win It. His attack on political correctness is reason enough, but that's still not it. I'll tell you why. He's fearless and he promises to make his followers safe and prosperous. He loves his country and he'll do his best to protect it from anyone who threatens its constitution.

He's also recognised that the liberal Left and political correctness have bullied us into silence. And there's the rub. You cannot bully Trump and at the same time, he's got your back. That's a safe feeling for the millions of his followers who feel ignored by both parties. They've had enough of the Washington two-step performed by the politicians they've put in power...

Conservative Woman.

Whenever there's an election looming I always ask myself; 'What would Dale Winton do?'

Fagburn: Worse Than Hitler!!!

Not much gaiety in the papers worth commenting on today, so in the interests of furthering intelligent, informed, reasoned, unhysterical, and highly sophisticated political debate here's a picture of Putin where he looks like Hitler.
Case closed!

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one..." - Godwin's law.

PS The Telegraph sends Catholic anti-gay nonsense-machine Cristina Odone to Milan to interview Dolce & Gabbana - with boring consequences. 
UND! The Mirror celebrates 20 years of winsome, orange broadcasting legend Dale Winton on the tellybox - this is quite funny, actually.
Good morrow!

Alan Partridge: "A Fairly Robust Hatred Of The Gay Community"

"I will be the first person to throw my hands up and say in the past, circa 1983, I developed a fairly robust hatred of the gay community - but that was before I met Dale Winton. And I realised I had absolutely nothing to worry about. The man was a perfect gentleman. I actually spent three days at The Earls Court Boatshow with Dale Winton... and Paul O'Grady and Noel Edmonds - he's not gay but you get the picture.
"You know if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable holes with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you.
"Do you know any jokes about gays?"

From the hilarious internet-only Alan Partridge's Mid-Morning Matters, Episode 4.
Shame this return to comedy form is pushing some pissy lager...