The Independent: Paper Free

Fagburn was saddened to hear of the imminent closure of The Independent and The Independent On Sunday's print editions.

My thoughts are with the journalists facing redundancy - though surely this can't affect many people. as much of the paper seemed to have been written by silly posh interns.

We feel sure that the Indy's flamboyant bachelor Russian zillionaire proprietor, Evgeny 'Two Beards' Lebedev, knows what is best.