Showbiz News: Gay World Reeling After Celeb Drops The F-Bomb

A famous American man got a bit angry and called a man a faggot.
Yes, another one.
What are they like, these famous people?
A lot like ordinary people clearly, but famous.
The other man was a pap who had been a stalking and harassing the famous man all day.
Even though the famous man obviously didn't mean that he thought the other man was a gay man, and he clearly doesn't hate gay men, the gay media went on-and-on about it endlessly.
Cause it was a VILE HATEFUL ANTI-GAY SLUR!
Have you noticed that real people never use the term 'anti-gay slur'?
Leading gay commentator Patrick Smugtwit commented; 'I take this as a personal affront to me. This man must never work again.'
Some gaybores took to the message boards and called the famous man an 'asshole'.
Though presumably they didn't mean they thought he was literally an arsehole.
One, Derek Dull, suggested boycotting something or other; 'Maybe the World Cup.'
Godwin Slaw typed simply; 'FAMOUS MAN = PUTIN = HITLER!'
Soon everyone lost all sense of proportion and acted like the famous man had committed a war crime, and not just said a bad word.
Anyway, after a bit the famous man went on TV and said he was very sorry, but he lost his temper, and he loves the gays.
'Forgive me mass media for I have sinned'.
And we all lived sanctimoniously ever after.
Fin.