"In a new Star Wars game, the biggest threat to the empire may be homosexual activists! Hello, I'm Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C. In a galaxy not so far far away, Star Wars gamers have already gone to the dark side. The new video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic, has added a special feature: gay relationships. Bioware, the company that developed the game, said it's launching a same-sex romance component to satisfy some complaints. That surprised a lot of gamers, since Bioware had made it clear in 2009 that "gay" and "lesbian" don't exist in the Star Wars universe. Since the announcement, homosexuals have been celebrating the news, but parents sure aren't. On the game's website, there are more than 300 pages of comments--a lot of them expressing anger that their kids will be exposed to this Star Warped way of thinking. You can join them by logging on and speaking up. It's time to show companies who the Force is really with!"
A gay couple in Star Wars?
Who ever heard of such a thing!!!??
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Star Wars is SHIT!
ReplyDelete'nuff said.
The Empire Strikes Back is far superior.
ReplyDeleteI thought Christ Ians were against Star Wars, anyway.
ReplyDeleteLike they're against Harry Potter. :(
it's also a particularly mental argument because the first people to put gay characters into a Star Wars product were, er, Bioware, in 2003. A company who have, on a total side note, had LGBT love interests in the last...eight, I think? games they've made, going back to the late 90s.
ReplyDeleteConclusion being that not only are the american right cunts, they're also thick as pigshit. Which we knew. But still.