Monday, 18 April 2011

The Sun: If You Could Turn Any Celebrity Gay

If you could turn any celebrity gay, who would it be and why?

Gorgeous British diver Tom Daley would be a perfect gay. Let's face it, he's preternaturally tan and he never steps out of a Speedo, so he's half way there already. He just needs a push.

Assuming you and Tom went on a weekend city break, where would that be and why?

Iceland would be nice. Tom is average height there and he and I could float around in steaming lakes, wet and buoyant and cleansed. I'd cradle him in my arms, like a delicate (and hot) flower.

Scott Capurro interviewed in The Sun.
If Mr Capurro were a true fan, he'd know Tom wears Adidas swimwear.

• Scott Capurro's Position is at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern in London every Thursday until May 5.
Fagburn really hopes Scott has Tom as a guest on his new show.

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