UKIP has launched their manifesto today, titled - get this - 'Straight Talking'.
I couldn't be arsed to read it all the way through, but it's nuttier than a scrotal sac, as per.
Essentially they want to bring back hanging, ban the metric system, tell all those bloated bureaucrats to hop off back to Brussels, spend more time playing golf, not eat any of that foreign muck, send "them" back, wera matching cufflinks and ties, and put an end once and for all to all of this politically correct malarkey.
But on the plus side they might overturn the smoking ban.
Swings, roundabouts...
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