Nick Clegg: Dianabollocks

Dianabollocks - remember its name.
Dianabollocks is when the world gets caught up in a wave of mass hysteria.
Dianabollocks is when whole swathes of a country leave reason behind.
Dianabollocks is an outburst of collective insanity.
Dianabollocks is the enemy of independent thought.
We've just had the first sighting of some total and utter Dianabollocks of the election campaign. After the first televised Prime Ministerial debate on Thursday, one YouGov poll saw the Lib Dems leapfrogging over Labour into second place, putting them just behind the Tories with 30% of the vote.
Pundits claim this is the Clegg effect, all down to his triumphant appearance on the tellybox this week. But this is Dianabollocks. It has scarcely anything to do with what Clegg actually said on Thursday night. It's about a mad rush to say the same thing as everyone else; "Well, I'll certainly think about voting for them now..."
God help us if there's an election.