Now I don't care about you, but when I'm deciding who to vote for in the forthcoming general election, I ask myself three simple questions.
1. Are they a Conservative?
2. Are they an Ulster Unionist?
3. And are they also a professional Freddie Mercury impersonator?
That's why I'm voting for Harry Hamilton on May 6th.
Obviously I can't vote for him - and wouldn't if I could.
ReplyDeleteHe has got quite a good voice though...