British LGBT Awards: Winners & Losers

Christ on a tricycle, where do you even start?

Categories include; Corporate Rising Star, Corporate Straight Ally, Inspirational Role Model, Celebrity Straight Ally, Global Icon and Brand/Marketing Campaign!

Sponsors include the Royal Air Force and the Telegraph!

Their 'main beneficiary' is the Peter Tatchell Foundation - an odd choice as their (his) accounts show they have a substantial cash surplus.

Still, I'm sure Saint Peter will redistribute the money to the needy of the parish.

You may recall the star guest at last year's event was... Katie Hopkins!

And hey, Meet The Judging Panel!

It doesn't tell you how much it costs to book a table, but safe to assume it's several thousands.

To attend a lavish exercise in LGBT utter pointlessness!

Well, obviously it has a point - to make lots of money for Square Peg Media.

PS The Independent reports on people being somewhat flummoxed and/or pissed off by the likes of Zayn and Zoella - whose contribution to gay life is close to fuck-all - being shortlisted... the Z list?

Peter Tatchell: Equality Ball 2015

Tickets for the Equality [sic] Ball are just £50 (+£2.50 booking fee) - no concessions, obvs.

Money raised goes to the Peter Tatchell Foundation (a limited company, not a charity).

Here are their latest (non-audited) accounts.

Declared income: £119,995.

Wages and salaries: £76,164 (number of employees unknown).

Rent and service charges: £12,896 (think this means Peter's flat, could be wrong).

There was a surplus of £13,649.

But remember, Saint Peter of MI6, lives a monkish life and eats but two lentils a day - or so he keeps reminding us.

So please attend - or give a donation - to help Peter carry on his wonderful and tiresome tireless campaigning work.

* ie Taking selfies of himself holding up rubbish placards and sending them out to an increasingly disinterested global media.