Ivan Massow: Questions To Which The Answer Is No

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Fink it was mainly cause even your beloved Tory Party fink you're bleedin' hopeless, Ivana.

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PS At least he could count on the loyal support of fellow gay Tory, Iain Dale; 'Delusional... creepy... buttock-clenchingly awful' etc. Check out the least convincing Cockernee accent since Dick Van Dyke below.