Hoax Watch: I'm So So Sorry

Photo chosen cause of hilarious black block.

AUSTIN, TX -- A gay Texas pastor who sued Whole Foods after he bought a cake that he alleged had a slur ['Love wins fag'] written on it in icing has dropped his lawsuit against the grocer.

Jordan Brown of Austin dropped the suit and issued an apology on Monday. Brown said he was "wrong to pursue this matter and use the media to perpetuate this story."

Whole Foods vigorously denied the allegation when Brown first came forward in April. The Austin American Statesman reports the company released surveillance video that it said showed Brown was lying and filed a counter suit against him.

The company said in a statement Monday that given Brown's apology and public admission his story was false, it sees "no reason" to move forward with its lawsuit. 

ABC News. 

And on that bombshell...

PS As before, the interesting thing about this is that it's the first  'Cry homophobia!' hoax the gay/GBH media didn't fall for.

But then I think they only heard about it after Whole Foods countersued...

Gay Media Watch: Foreign Affairs

This is a mural that has appeared in Lithuania.

The gay/GBH media think it is 'amazing'.

And not politically infantile.

Can you see President Putin?

He is the current bogeyman of Western power and thus this week's new Hitler.

Can you see Donald Trump?

The gay media do not like him either.

They like Hillary Clinton, because she loves The Gays - even though she's well to the right of Trump on many issues, especially foreign policy.

The mural shows these two men kissing.

Because two men kissing is inherently funny, isn't it?

Hahaha!

Or is it meant to be disgusting?

The gay media serves imperialism.

Well done the gay media!

Eurovision: Oh Those Russians!

Textbook hysterical over-reaction from Pink News.

Been a while since the gay/GBH media has had a chance to return to its favourite licence to write bollocks, Russia.

The sad thing is, I'm not sure Nick Duffy believes a word of this.

Or maybe, like most gay journalists, he's happy to be a handmaiden of power?

Eniarku tub enoyna!

See also: The Eurovision dilemma: What if Russia wins, Gay Star News, If Russia wins, will Eurovision's gay fans boo or cheer, Telegraph.Could Russia actually win the song contest despite its anti-gay law, Independent. Snore!

PS See the hilarious comments section after this gem.

Good to know Pink News readers know more about what Russia's actually like than, erm... a Russian!

See also: Gay clubbing and stoic activism in Russia’s homophobic heartland, Guardian report from the industrial city of Samara, where gay life goes quietly on.

There's an interesting interview with a gay Russian Eurovision fan on GT online, 'Boycotting my country will only make things worse'.

The Gay Media: A Rebranding

During my convalesence I modestly decided to rebrand the gay media.

Henceforth I shall refer to them as the GBH media.

That's G for gullible, B for banal, and H for hysterical.

Thanks.

PS And EPIC - for easily pleased and ideologically conformist, natch.