Showing posts with label The News Of The World. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The News Of The World. Show all posts

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

The Leveson Inquiry: "Privacy Is For Paedos"

"'Privacy is for paedos," declared former News of the World man and tabloid veteran Paul McMullan in the midst of his evidence at the Leveson inquiry. He had only just observed that "in 21 years of invading people's privacy I've never found anybody doing any good" – statements that together amounted to a credo for the brutal Sunday tabloid world of which McMullan became the chief spokesman in the otherwise stifled confines of courtroom 73.
"The public interest, he said, added up to no more than the sheer number of copies the News of the World could sell. "Circulation defines the public interest" – which meant that everything was legitimate as long as the public bought the paper. "You have to appeal to what the reader wants – this is what the people of Britain wants. I was simply serving their need," he said, before describing a career of capers justified by the observation that "you just don't go up to a paedophile priest and say, hello good sir, you are a priest, do you like abusing choir boys?" Which, he argued, apparently gave cause for a culture of blagging, surveillance, and even phone hacking, although he stopped short of incriminating himself on that one...
"McMullan paid one "rent boy" £2,000, then dressed up as another to expose a priest. Having snapped the picture of the reverend in flagrante, the two ran off in their underpants "through a nunnery at midnight" to get the story safely into the paper. "That under Piers Morgan," McMullan said..."

It was only spanking, incidentally.
The Leveson Inquiry closes for the christmas recess today.
Swings, roundabouts...
Maybe Fagburn should do, too.

Saturday, 27 August 2011

Will Young: Well Thick

"My sexuality wouldn't have stayed as quiet as it did if I was auditioning now.
"There's far more of an appetite to know about contestants' private lives.
"It was still madness around Pop Idol because it was growing so quickly, but much less than now."

Will Young, The Sun.

Will Young was outed by The Sun's sister paper The News Of The World
Why the fuck is he talking to these cunts?

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Will Young: Well Done

"Pop Idol made people look at what their prejudices might be.
"So if they voted for this guy all along? They liked him, felt passionate about him, got caught up in the TV show - then suddenly, do they have to think, 'Oh, well I'm not gonna buy his music because he's gay?'.
"That show, rather than me, was very important for gay rights. And sexual equality."

Radio Times.

Is this a joke?
You were in the closet all during Pop Idol, and you only came out after because the News of The World were going to out you.
How exactly is that "very important for gay rights"?
You posh tit.


Thursday, 28 July 2011

Hackgate: Named Shamed

"Sara Payne, whose eight-year-old daughter Sarah was abducted and murdered in July 2000, has been told by Scotland Yard that they have found evidence to suggest she was targeted by the News of the World's investigator Glenn Mulcaire, who specialised in hacking voicemail...."

Guardian Online.
So predictable but so awful.
What fucking cunts.

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Coronation Street: "Gay Fish And Chips"

ITV continues to milk mark Coronation Street's golden jubilee with The Corrie Years.
Here's the official spiel;
"New three part series, The Corrie Years, focuses on 50 years of storylines which have been national talking points throughout its history. It touches on the plots and characters that have made headlines and courted controversy, broken new ground in television drama, challenged taboos and reflected the seismic changes in society which have occurred since the very beginning of the soap in 1960."
Got that?
How ironic then that this is being broadcast in the eye of a media-invented shitstorm about whether "Corrie is now far too gay".
But does anyone actually care?
Tabloids have been dredging up old Street stars presumably hoping they'd be outraged.
Johnny Briggs/Mike Baldwin was quoted as saying;
“I haven’t watched it recently so I don’t know about the new gay characters, but my philosophy is: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it."
Oh.
The Sun managed to dig up Ken Morley/Reg Holdsworth who they quote as saying;
"The Street has gone too far with gay problems, gay shoes, gay fish and chips. They need to get back to square one and deal with people's everyday problems in a humorous way."
Though as this quote is in The Sun it may well be completely made up.
Ken's recipe for saving the Street?
Go on and guess.
"They need characters like Reg again. A Holdsworth in the Rovers Return would get people tuning in.
"There is nothing he couldn't do - a character like that could save Corrie single-handedly by ranting about real issues in the Rovers."
Way back in May Jean Alexander/Hilda Ogden said:
"Every community has people who are gay and they are very nice people.
"I'm not running the Street down - and let's not forget its creator Tony Warren is gay - but three couples seems excessive."
But again, this was a quote in a now defunct newspaper called the News Of The World, so I doubt she actually "said" it.
Fagburn has been away for the last week - which means I also missed;
'Coronation Street uproar among cast and fans as ratings slump' - Daily Mirror.
Though apparently viewers are leaving "in droves", not because the plotlines are too racy, but because they're just too dreary.
Even so, producer Phil Collinson still had to defend the gay stuff.
Appearing on ITV's This Morning he matter-of-factly said; “There is no gay agenda. We’re just telling stories about love. Audiences want that.”
The Mirror asked its readers and gave us 'Your verdict on why things are wrong on the street'.
In fine; the stories are boring/unbelievable and it's on so many nights a week now quality has clearly been sacrificed for quantity.
But what about all Teh Gays?!!
George Horncastle wrote; "I am gay, but there are too many gay characters in such a small street, and I believe it comes across more as a crusade."
How fascinating!
Collinson vowed to cut crime storylines - and admitted doing 250 shows a year may be stetching things, just a tad.
In a shameless piece of mountain out of molehill-making, the Mail - who began this fantasy that "Corrie is too gay" - managed to spin this out into;
"Collinson, who is openly gay, also defended himself following accusations that there has been an influx of homosexual activity on the show.
"In April, it was reported that current and ex-members of the cast were concerned by the number of gay plotlines introduced.
"And earlier this month, poor ratings were blamed on the increase of same-sex couples.
"But Collinson, 40, told OK!: 'I haven't introduced any gay characters.'"
D'Oh!

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Rupert Murdoch Hearing: Over-Used Wizard Of Oz Metaphor Ahoy!

Christ, this is like sitting through Double Geography or something!
Thank fuck for the pieman.
Fagburn is still officially "away", by the way - back Thursday...

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Where Are They Now? Joe McElderry

"SIMON COWELL tipped JOE McELDERRY to become the British version of ZAC EFRON after he won X Factor in 2009.
Sadly, these days the Geordie would struggle to get a part in Byker Grove if the show was still on telly.
"It was never the same after Spoogie left.
"Joe's current status in the pop world was summed up at the weekend when he supported JEDWARD at a free outdoor concert in Lisburn, Co Antrim..."

The SUN.
Actually JOE McELDERRY got double billing as a "headline act" at The Mayor's Carnival Concert, but why not kick a gay man when he's down?
Little Joe was welcomed to Northern Ireland with a piece in the Belfast Telegraph; "So where did it all go wrong for McElderry and can the cute wannabe crawl his way back?
"Some insiders believe McElderry's decision to announce that he was gay might have gone against him in his US bid for stardom."
The Sun's sister paper, The News Of The World, had a big hand in fucking up Joe's career with their constant snide jokes about his sexuality before he felt ready to come out.
Camping from £1?

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Phone Hacking: Over The Eight

Let's hope the News Corp phone hacking scandal isn't laid to rest with the pay-offs/pay-outs to these eight people.
Chris Bryant MP and Brian Paddick believe their phones were hacked by the Murdoch press - MPs Simon Hughes and Nick Brown were spied on before being outed - how many other gay men have been outed or were blackmailed into coming out ("So brave..." etc etc) through phone hacking?