The Daily Star: On Not Going Gay

The actual story?
"RYAN Giggs’s sister-in-law lover has been driven into the arms of a gay drag queen by the cheating soccer star.
"Natasha Giggs, 28, flew to the Costa del Sol to help get over her split from Ryan Giggs and his brother Rhodri, 34.
"The dark-haired beauty, who went with a girl pal, hooked up with a popular gay drag queen and spent more than an hour locked in conversation in an open-air lounge..."
Yup, she has apparently been seen talking to someone who has worn drag.
Hopeless.
If you think you can hear the distinct sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped, please note the Star has run 14 consecutive front pages about Ryan Giggs already this month.

Ronan Parke: A Correction

"There has been speculation on the internet that Britain's Got Talent finalist Ronan Parke was known to and worked with Syco/Sony Music before entering the show. There is no truth in this story whatsoever. Ronan first came to Syco/Sony's attention when he entered this year’s competition. Syco/Sony Music will not hesitate to take whatever legal action is appropriate to prevent further publication of these unfounded allegations.”

Got sent this many, many times today.
The post has been "Removed due to a claim from Simco Limited ("Syco") and Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited ("Sony")."
Fagburn doesn't really care about this - I don't own a tellybox, but I'll
post the letter everyone's read in the comments section below.
Anarchy!
Now I feel like John Hemming.
I also think Ronan's a top lad.
Whatever...
Fagburn hopes the lttle screamer wins.
But is the world ready for a gay Justin Bieber?
The question is academic - Simon Cowell will fuck up your career anyway, like he did to Joe McElderry.
Tread carefully Ronan, tread carefully...

Update: Interesting discussion on the Ronanemailgate thing internet thing.

The Sun: Over The Moon

The Sun, like all the tabloids, is very happy today.
They think they should be able to write whatever they like about anyone's sex life, and want to scrap the Human Rights Act.
Great news!

Superinjunctions: Ever Got The Feeling You Missed The Point?

As of today you have no right to privacy.
I don't know about you, but I don't want anyone to have "the right to know" who I shagged last week.
Well done the world of stupid!