Private Eye: Watching You

The Eye took a momentary, cursory glance around the internet last week, and in around three minutes discovered the following claims about Phillip Schofield, presenter of ITV's This Morning.
Among other things it is claimed that he is "gay but does not admit it and hides it behind a marriage and 2 kids", had been seen kissing Jason Donvan by "a guy who worked in the entertainment industry in the 80s", is having sex with his sister-in-law, goes dogging, has a superinjunction, is getting divorced and is the subject of "a thick file full of dirt" at The Sun, although the newspaper "aren't using it for whatever reason."
None of this is true. But surely we should have an inquiry into the claims anyway?

Private Eye.

The new issue has - as ever - got much excellent stuff on this and the avalanche of nonsense and hypocrisy it unleashed.

Update: ITV disciplines This Morning, Ofcom to investigate. 

David Cameron: The Last Word/s

Felt so angry about all this mass hysteria and the misreporting - and about the torrent of pious victimist Twitter crap last night - I wrote this.

PS It increasingly looks like the "apparent fantasist" is a fantasist.
Who knew?
Apart from anyone with a brain.

In conclusion: Things aren't necessarily true just cause you want them to be, and sometimes people lie (even about things that may, in essence, be true)...

Update: To clarify, Tom Watson has said his allegations are about another top Tory secret paedophile ring...