Showing posts with label Lauren Harries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lauren Harries. Show all posts

Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Tweet Of The Day: Russell Brand


Russell Brand responding with wit and grace to Lauren Harries claim they had "a romp" once.
Or as the Daily Star put it; 'EX-swap CBB star Lauren Harries claims she had a secret affair with bed-hopping comedian Russell Brand'

Fagburn: Media Studies Masterclass

Why is this front page news?
"Because it's about someone who's trans."
So, basically, if someone trans does something it's a big story?
"That's kinda how it works, yes. These people are odd!"
Is that it?
"No, she also used to be a 'squaddie' - we dig the seeming incongruity."
What's a "squaddie"?
"It's what we call soldiers, though no-one else does, but we think it's what working-class people say, cause we're not completely out of touch and didn't all go to public school or nuffink."
Okay. But why is this story of any interest to anyone who doesn't know her?
"Cause she's a muslim. Trans muslim squaddie - it's tabloid bingo!"
Was this all made-up?
"Meh!"
How could this story be more exciting for you?
"If she was on Celebrity Big Brother and says she slept with Russell Brand."
Yeah right. Like that's gonna happen...
Update: See also how everyday minor incidents become national news if someone involved is a drag queen; Exhibit A and Exhibit B.

Friday, 23 August 2013

Tom Daley: Badly Drawn Boy

At last... our Tom's got her own comic book!

Yes, that's right, there's bum-all going on that's worth commenting on today, really.
But Fagburn's got some more smokin' hot shirtless pics of dishy Dave Cameron on the beach that we're just dying to share with you, plus our exclusive interview with the eminently sane Lauren Harries from CBB is, as they say, in the bag!
Plus we hear ITV have commissioned a second series of that Springtime for Hitler of sitcoms, Vicious!
Sometimes life's just too good, eh boys?
So we'll be right back quicker than you can say; "Let's bomb Russia!"