The Independent: Hold The Front Page!

She already has two maids, an Instagram account and enjoys First Class travel. But Karl Lagerfeld’s cat is worth her weight in Whiskas after earning more than £2m from a couple of days modelling work.

Even supermodel Cara Delevigne is struggling to match the earning power of the Siamese, believed to be the world’s most pampered feline.

Lagerfeld, the Chanel and Fendi creative director, revealed that Choupette raked in £2,172,625 from just two jobs – a collaboration with cosmetics brand Shu Uemura, which produced the Shupette collection, and a session posing for a Vauxhall Corsa car calendar...

The Independent.

Don't know about you, but sometimes Fagburn worries the world is fucked beyond saving.

Mind you, although these figures seem ridiculous, they also seem unbelievable.

I wonder what he told le tax office - that's if cats have to file tax returns in France.

PS Quick vox pop over at The Onion...

Karl Lagerfeld: Je Should Cocoa

Not content with directing American actress Rachel Bilson in a series of short films for the choc-ice giant, the creative director of Chanel has turned his gloved hand to designing a hotel suite made entirely of chocolate. Expertly brought to life by master chocolatier and chocolate sculptor Patrick Roger, 'The Magnum Chocolate Suite' in Paris contains the ultimate piece de resistance: an edible incarnation of Baptiste Giabiconi, the multi-tasking model and pop star who also happens to be Lagerfeld's muse.

Telegraph Fashion.

Ladies and gentleman, civilisation has now reached its zenith - its pinnacle, its apex, its apogee. 

Human progress can literally go no further.

We might as well go back to living in caves and start all over again. 

Karl Lagerfeld's Cat: But Of Course!

When Karl Lagerfeld revealed he had a new Siamese kitten named Choupette back in January, the fashion world was aflutter with the realisation that the designer does in fact have a human heart, and that he too goes weak at the knees for a blue-eyed, white-fluffed feline.
But Choupette - who was given to Karl by his model muse Baptiste Giabiconi - is no normal kitten. Oh no, there's no tins of Whiskers and scratching poles for her. Instead she eats at the table with Karl, plays with an iPad, and she is, in Karl's words, a "kept woman".
"She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She doesn't touch my food. She doesn't want to eat on the floor. She sleeps under a pillow and she even knows how to use an iPad. She has two personal maids, for both night and day. She is beyond spoiled."

Daily Telegraph Fashion.

*lonegunshot*

Karl Lagerfeld: No 2 i-D

Saw this in a newsagents' window.
I shan't sleep tonight.
Mummy!

Music Reviews: With Karl Lagerfeld

"I prefer Adele and Florence Welch [to Lana Del Ray]. But as a modern singer she is not bad.
“The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.
“Lana Del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants?”

Karl Lagerfeld talking to Metro, who asked him to be "global guest editor".
Clearly a man every bit as beautiful on the inside as he is on the outside...

Karl Lagerfeld: A Horrible Image For Fashion

Now I don't care about you, but me and the rest of the entire world have been waiting with bad breath to find out what Karl Lagerfeld has to say about John Galliarsehole's racist outburst.
Good news! M. Lagerfeld is quoted on WWD.com;
“I’m furious, if you want to know. I’m furious that it could happen, because the question is no longer even whether he really said it. The image has gone around the world. It’s a horrible image for fashion, because they think that every designer and everything in fashion is like this. This is what makes me crazy in that story..."
Thanks for clearing that up.
Fashion fact! Karl Lagerfeld is the only man in the world who dresses even worse than John Galliarsehole.