The Independent: Hold The Front Page!

She already has two maids, an Instagram account and enjoys First Class travel. But Karl Lagerfeld’s cat is worth her weight in Whiskas after earning more than £2m from a couple of days modelling work.

Even supermodel Cara Delevigne is struggling to match the earning power of the Siamese, believed to be the world’s most pampered feline.

Lagerfeld, the Chanel and Fendi creative director, revealed that Choupette raked in £2,172,625 from just two jobs – a collaboration with cosmetics brand Shu Uemura, which produced the Shupette collection, and a session posing for a Vauxhall Corsa car calendar...

The Independent.

Don't know about you, but sometimes Fagburn worries the world is fucked beyond saving.

Mind you, although these figures seem ridiculous, they also seem unbelievable.

I wonder what he told le tax office - that's if cats have to file tax returns in France.

PS Quick vox pop over at The Onion...

Karl Lagerfeld's Cat: But Of Course!

When Karl Lagerfeld revealed he had a new Siamese kitten named Choupette back in January, the fashion world was aflutter with the realisation that the designer does in fact have a human heart, and that he too goes weak at the knees for a blue-eyed, white-fluffed feline.
But Choupette - who was given to Karl by his model muse Baptiste Giabiconi - is no normal kitten. Oh no, there's no tins of Whiskers and scratching poles for her. Instead she eats at the table with Karl, plays with an iPad, and she is, in Karl's words, a "kept woman".
"She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She doesn't touch my food. She doesn't want to eat on the floor. She sleeps under a pillow and she even knows how to use an iPad. She has two personal maids, for both night and day. She is beyond spoiled."

Daily Telegraph Fashion.

*lonegunshot*