Daily Mail: Jolly Christmas

Now that's a sexy Santa! Glee star Darren Criss poses topless for jolly Christmas calender
Where's his sack?* Fans of Darren Criss' would love to have him come down their chimney** dressed as his sexy Santa character from the festive Glee calendar
Santa Claus has never been renowned for his sex symbol looks.
But this will surely change after Glee star Darren Criss posed as a topless*** Father Christmas for a jolly festive calender.
The camp**** favourite seemed to be enjoying himself as he posed with a candy cane in hand while standing behind a mystery Christmas gift.

Your actual Daily Mail copy.
Hilarious.
Us perverts will subvert wherever we can.
Decoded below from Mailspeak...

* Testicles.
** Anal sex
*** Breaks the unofficial Mail style guide where men should be described as "shirtless". This helps bring up traffic for Googling gay pervs.
**** Daily Mail code for probably gay.

Update: It later emerged there was some question over where this photo comes from. More when we hear it. Though I'll probably have lost interest by then, to be honest...

Glee Watch: My High School Boyfriend Was Prom Queen

The new issue of the ever unmissable Teen Vogue includes a dreamy photo feature;
'Dancing With The Stars: Partying With The Boys of Glee at Prom'
inviting its readers to imagine dressing up for a prom date with one of the adorable boys from Glee.
But one of the boys is noticable by his absence - Chris Colfer.
Why? Cause he's a gayer!!?
Get real Teen Vogue.
As the photos on the new Tumblr My High School Boyfriend Was Gay show, loads of American girls take a gay boy as their prom date...

Glee: Straight Acting Gay (Not Bi)

"Blaine is NOT bi. He is gay, and will always be gay. I think it's very important to young kids that they know this character is one of them."

Glee creator Ryan Murphy, in a short statement sent to Perez Hilton.
Murphy was responding to a blind item on Hilton's blog suggesting Blaine would become bisexual - which went viral over the weekend.
Perez Hilton was presumably reading a little too much into a comment made by Ryan Murphy in a profile of actor Darren Criss in the latest issue of Out magazine.

"It’s my job as showrunner to keep them apart as long as possible," says Ryan Murphy. "Blaine will openly question whether bisexuality is real. I think that some people will love that discussion and some will not love it."
He’s even coy about whether they’ll get together at all. "When that moment comes - if it comes, says Murphy, "I want to treat that relationship like we treat all the other relationships on the show. I want it to be as flawed and as exposed as everyone else’s."

The delicious Mr Criss took a well-earned break from looking sultry and sweaty in Out's fashion photoshoot to add to the current debate about gay acting straight and vice versa;
"I think it’s more empowering to everybody, including myself, if I’m articulate about identifying myself as a straight male playing a gay character. Ultimately, that’s more powerful for both communities."