Anyway, he says, “If you’re gonna go gay, do it on an HBO show. Do you know what I mean? Quality.”
Russell once walked into G-A-Y Bar, the whole place fainted.
Err...
“I was so envious of everyone who went to Sylvia Young Theatre School. I wanted to go but my dad flat-out refused. He thought I’d become some tapdancing freak without qualifications. And he was right in a way. I’m glad I didn’t go.
"I feel like I could have been really effeminate, if I hadn’t gone to the school I went to. Where I felt like I had to toughen up. If I’d have been able to relax, prance around, sing in the street, I might be a different person now. I thank my dad for that, for not allowing me to go down that path.”
Full disclosure: This post has been edited adding the quote directly above, as Mr Simpleton completely missed the greatest gay controversy of the century. x
Err...
“I was so envious of everyone who went to Sylvia Young Theatre School. I wanted to go but my dad flat-out refused. He thought I’d become some tapdancing freak without qualifications. And he was right in a way. I’m glad I didn’t go.
"I feel like I could have been really effeminate, if I hadn’t gone to the school I went to. Where I felt like I had to toughen up. If I’d have been able to relax, prance around, sing in the street, I might be a different person now. I thank my dad for that, for not allowing me to go down that path.”
Full disclosure: This post has been edited adding the quote directly above, as Mr Simpleton completely missed the greatest gay controversy of the century. x
He's a proper screamer though, isn't he? Also, he talks a lot about going to a rough school, but I think his parents owned their own company and so couldn't have been short of a few quid. :(
ReplyDeleteI mean, this isn't the first time he's gone on ad nauseum in an interview about how terrible camp gay men are and how he's so grateful for being 'straight acting'. He seems to have a real problem about it, but I heard he's a massive screamer irl and you just know she squeals like a mary when being done up the bumbum (and we all know she's a power bottom).
ReplyDeleteThe problem is, we don't need more butch fags on TV, we need more camp. After all, it's not 'straight acting' gays that people have a problem with, is it? Like pro-marriage-pro-military-pro-normality "I'm a boring cunt who just happens to be gay" gays, 'straight acting' gays just want to normal... and usually, as with Tovey here, they do that by dissing good old fashioned honest and decent flamers who like to fuck around.
Fuck him.
Also, didn't his parents own a big successful company when he was growing up?
ReplyDeleteHe always makes it sound like he grew up in the ghetto.
You're fucking obsessed, dear.
DeleteLeave Russell alone! x
All the boring cunts be attacking Tovey now!
Delete#teamtovey x
Did I mention his parents own a company???
ReplyDeleteI like the way he's adopted a little dog in lieu of a personality, though.
ReplyDeleteYou're not 'straight acting', Tovey; YOU'RE JUST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!
"O I hates the flamers, coz I is likes so butch, yah? Cor blimey guvnor, what?