Thought For The Day: Al Porter

One of my pet hates is people who say, 'Sure, aren't we all on the spectrum?' Fuck off. Some people are actually autistic and you're not. It's like, 'Sure we're all a bit gay. Sexuality is a spectrum and we're all a bit gay.' I have a friend who describes himself as pansexuial, saying he will go with a man or a woman, and I say, 'When was the last man?' And he says, 'Well, I've never been with one.' And I go, 'Ah, for God's sake, you can't say that.' At least I have slept with some women. Always to get to their boyfriends.

Irish comic, Al Porter, interviewed in The Sunday Times.