Unthought For The Day 2: How Thick?

'This attitude of churlish indifference seems like nerdish deference contrasted with the belligerent antipathy of the indigenous farm folk, who regard the hippie-dippie interlopers, the denizens of the shimmering tit temples, as one fey step away from transvestites.'

No idea - anyone?

From Russell Brand's ever-baffling book, Revolution.

Admittedly, it's hard to believe the allegations that Johann Hari has ghostwritten this flatulent gobbledegook.

The Guardian. Woo!

There are two types of people in the world, those who think Russell Brand is great, and those who aren't a bunch of stupid apolitical gubbins.

And wannabe celeb gay bum-sniffers.

Which makes three.