Hoax: You Couldn't Make It Up

An hilarious piss-take of that in-no-way made-up "I've known you were gay since you were six - I've loved you since you were born" note to a gay son that WENT VIRAL, from Lampsarepeopletoo.
Rather wonderfully, your actual gay media have fallen for this too.
How thick would you have to be!!?
Oh crap, we are fucking fucked, boys.
But remember, sentimental crap makes the world go round.

PS Check the comments section on the Queerty story - they ran this delightful fiction as fact, of course - and abandon hope. "Man is a rational animal - so at least I have been told. Throughout a long life, I have looked diligently for evidence in favor of this statement, but so far I have not had the good fortune to come across it..." Bertrand Russell.