Here's the classy sales pitch - which says it isn't just aimed at gay men;
Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who's waited 18 long years to stick his lil' dicky in something sticky! When he's not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he's up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women - he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil' pricks's ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!
The Sun should have read the small print.
I'm not sure how you could use it as an "inflatable sex partner".
It's a toy - and only 12"s tall.*
Boo!!!
PS Please let me know if you buy one. I'm wondering if these actually exist, and think this could all just be a - highly successful - PR stunt by online sex shop, Pipedream Products.
* Awaiting confirmation on this from Pipedreams, as it has become a subject of heated debate, and I may have got this hopelessly wrong.
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