Obviously, Fagburn plans to be walking down the aisle* with his handsome young beau on the very day!
Unfortunately, my future wife - pictured - can not yet be named as my paramour for legal reasons.
And because of the exclusive deal we have negotiated with Hello! magazine.
yours
the still "mystery boyfriend"
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* I am using "walking down the aisle" here in a metaphorical sense, obvs, as legally we are still not allowed to get gaymarried in a church.
I meant "walking down the middle of a garishly-lit small room at the back of the town hall".
Update: Possibility of gaymarrying Tom Cruise and/or John Travolta still in legal quandary.
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