Election Fever Mounts: A Goat

An election candidate has apologised for joking that he "could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end".

Labour's Clive Lewis, who is standing in Norwich South, made the comment in an interview with the New Statesman.

He had been asked if he was taking victory in 

the marginal seat for granted.

He said he was "sincerely sorry" if anyone had been offended by the comment.

Mr Lewis, who worked for BBC Look East as a reporter, had told the magazine: "I mean, in the multiverse there's still three universes in a hundred where there's a Green MP in Norwich, so anything could happen.

"I could be caught with my pants down behind a goat with Ed Miliband at the other end - well, hopefully that won't happen." ...

Regarding his New Statesman interview, Mr Lewis said: "On occasion we all have the ability to get carried away with language and colourful metaphors.

"If anyone was genuinely offended then I'm sincerely sorry for that."

BBC News.

Michael Fabricant: A Bestial Backstory

“Now, when the Sochi Games started I did a few tweets pointing out that Russia had a very crude and outdated legal system in its attitude to gays. And someone tweeted at me asking ‘are you gay or are you just pretending to be?’

“And I thought well, I could ignore this, but then again what the heck and I had this picture of Darren [a llama owned by his friend, Matthew Parris - you heard me]. So I tweeted: ‘What I can reveal is that I’m having an affair with a llama. But I won’t say if it’s a boy llama or a girl llama.’”

“Well, it then turns out that a certain individual who is a strategist contracted to the Conservative party decided that this was outrageous. He spoke to David Cameron, told him that after the party had almost torn itself apart over gay marriage me – a vice chairman – advocating bestial marriage was a step too far..."

The 'eccentric' Michael Fabricant in an Independent interview following his sacking in the wake of Maria Miller's resignation

Mail On Sunday: Vile Newspaper Glorifies Violent Pornography

WHSmith was last night accused of profiting from the sale of vile books glorifying violent pornography, rape, incest and bestiality.
The high street chain openly advertised titles with disturbingly graphic content on its website, right next to children’s literature.
Typing the word ‘daddy’ into the search box, for instance, brings up disturbing fictional accounts of bondage and sexual humiliation, as well as collections of bedtime stories for youngsters.
After The Mail on Sunday alerted WHSmith to the appalling content freely available on its website, executives took the unprecedented decision to take the whole site offline while the explicit ebooks were removed from sale.
‘We will tighten our processes to ensure that this error can never happen again and sincerely apologise to our customers for any offence caused,’ the company said in a statement...

Mail On Sunday.

The small print is that these came from third-party sellers online - and are not illegal.
But anyway, never trust anyone who wants to ban books. 

Little parlour game: Although it's far from being a scientific test, if you search for '50 Shades Of Grey' on Mail Online, it brings up over 500 results. 

There are slightly more for stories marked  'incest'. 

Bestiality only finds 166.

And as for "All grown up" - which the Mail Online often uses with sexy photos of girls close to the age of consent... blimey!

They are also rather keen on running detailed stories about older women who've had sex with schoolboys.

Though perhaps the Daily Mail are just giving their readers what they want?

PS Mail watchers will know they've been getting very angry about the "pornification" of pop recently.

And particularly the egregious influence of 'Miley Cyrus twerking'.

This quite exact search brings up 162 results in the last six months.

With disgusting pics!

Quite a good day for the new puritans in the Anti-Sex League,

it seems.