Morrissey: There's More To Life Than Records

In 2013 I published my Autobiography and it has been more successful than any record I have ever released, so, yes, I am mid-way through my novel. I have my hopes. The actuality is that radio stations will not play my music, and the majority of people have lost faith in the music industry, and it's generally assumed - quite rightly - that the number one chart positions are "bought" by the major labels, so there really is no passion left in pop or rock music, and I don't think people believe for an instant that the faces we constantly see on television and in magazines are remotely popular. It's all, now, solely a question of marketing. All success stories are safe and dreary, and you will never be taken by surprise by a hit song that sounds out of place. This is not just my view but the view of everyone I know.

From a fan Q&A on True To You.

Also includes the classic Morrissey line; "I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia."
Of course Moz doesn't believe people are paedophiles; "We are all humansexual."

Daily Star teases readers by not pointing out in the header that Steven Patrick thinks these are both bad things. 

Morrissey: Cut Or Uncut?

A little over a month after its release in Great Britain, Morrissey's Autobiography finally hit the shelves in America this week. But Smiths fans be warned: This isn't the same book.

Curiously missing from the U.S. version of Autobiography are parts where Morrissey talks about a man he had a relationship with in the '90s, a photographer named Jake Walters. A photograph of Jake Walters, present in the British version, is also missing.

Fuse reached out to the publishers of Autobiography at Penguin but have yet to hear back with any comments or clarification on the decision to excise parts detailing Morrissey's relationship with a man.

But fortunately, we also have copies of both editions in front of us. Here are five significant sentences that were cut from or altered in the segment about Moz and Jake Walters.

Cut sentences

"I am photographed for Creem magazine with my head resting on Jake's exposed belly."

"Indulgently Jake and I test how far each of us can go before 'being dwelt in' causes cries of intolerable struggle, but our closeness transcends such visitations."

"'Well,' said the woman in the British Airways lounge, 'You're either very close brothers or lovers.' 'Can't brothers be lovers?' I impudently reply..."

Joe Lynch, Fuse.

The key - and perhaps tellingly lyrical - lines; "walked in and stayed for 2 years", "He is me and I am he", and "I becomes we", have apparently also been removed - and from the new deluxe UK hardback edition.

(Though comments on Morrissey fansites claim different edits, and not having a copy of the US edition, it's hard to be definitive here).

Despite some reports Jake has not been totally excised from the book - and Morrissey was hardly revealing about the exact nature of their relationship in the first place.

And Steven must have known this curious new American edit would attract much attention, probably more than their inclusion.

Whatever, it would hardly be the the first time the great big Mo has edited out gay references from his work, or danced around the subject of his homosexality...

"Unfortunately, I am not homosexual. In technical fact, I am a cockosexual. I am attracted to humans who have cocks." Morrissey, October 2013.

Autobiography: There's More To Life Than Books, You Know, But Not Much More...

I fear today will be spent mainly waiting for the postman and/or lady.
First time I've felt excited about anything Morrissey's released for 25 years...

I do wish people would stop offering their instant opinions on this self-serving over-written over-long pathetic mendacious flatulent dull travesty of a "book".

Update: It is here! I shall now attempt to read it...

"Put kettle on, mother, I'm parched and... and I've something to tell you..."

"By the way, thought I might mention in passing I was born and raised on the mean dizzy streets upon streets upon streets of Manchester, a city I feel so umbilically drawn to I now live in LA and Rome, which coincidentally have far lower tax rates..."

"Needless to say, I was the talented one..."

"In yet another clear attempt to destroy both me and my unblemished reputation, he pretended to help me..." 

"Geoff fucking Travis! WHAT A CUNT!"

"But enough about me, here's 12 meandering pages where I compare another great pop star or poet to me..."

"Tea with Bonnie Langford. A true acting legend from a more golden age who knows how fame can be a cruel mistress. We have half a cream horn each..."

Yes, Steven, you getting taken to court for ripping off Andy and Mike was the biggest travesty of justice since the Wilde trial.

Still, good to see you've gotten over it now...

"Devious, truculent, unreliable..." etc etc

Breaking: World reels in shock as popular singer who wrote lots of songs about how he likes dudes says he once quite liked a dude...

"Eventually Johnny tried to kiss and make up. He picked me up at my mum's house and then drove us to Saddleworth Moor..."

And if you believe Jake was her first boyfriend you're even more stupid than he looked...

Have to say that story about La Moz going to the Vauxhall Tavern with Princess Diana and Freddie Mercury sounds a bit made-up...

Doesn't she go on? It's all; "Me me me! Moan moan moan!"
Really wasn't expecting this...

Two words, love; "You really, really needed an editor...."

Accidentally skips another 37 pages...

Still holding out a vain hope he'll make a sly reference to me, and slags me off something rotten...

"And then to counter the endless accusations that I'm a big gay racist, I made up this bit about me going out with an Iranian lady..."

Finished! Phew! Great last line: "But thank goodness after all that I can still see the funny side."

Dear Penguins Book Inc,

Here's a quote you can put on the back of the reprint...

'Penguin Classic? Moz Mis Lit Lite more like! Imagine an 80s' Indie De Profundis written by the bastard bitchy lovechild of Alan Partridge and Charles Hawtrey' - Fagburn.

Morrissey: I'm Coming Out!

Unlike him.
Fangyewverymuchimhereallweek...

The Independent.

Note to autobiography writers, you can get a heck of a lot of publicity be saying you're not publishing your book, then publishing it.
Wonder if our Steven will say he likes cock?
O Writes anything "a bit controversial" about foreign types?

Update: Strangely, The Independent later changed their wording...

Morrissey: Not now "coming out"

Morrissey: There's More To Life Than Books

Although Morrissey's Autobiography was set to be available throughout the UK on September 16th, a last-minute content disagreement between Penguin Books and Morrissey has caused the venture to collapse. No review copies were printed, and Morrissey is now in search of a new publisher.

True To You.  - a story that got legs, though it appears no-one bothered to ask Penguin, until...

"Penguin has refused to confirm or deny that the book was due to be published, or even the existence of the reported deal with the singer" - The Guardian.

Uh-huh...

Now I'm not an expert on publishing, but I find it hard to believe Penguin were planning to sneak this book out on Monday without telling anyone, and that they would only find some insurmountable problem with it a few days before...

Update: Dagenham Darren informs me that what is claimed is a proof copy is on ebay. The thick plottens... [Edit: See comments].

Clarification
13 September 2013

The publication of Morrissey's Autobiography remains with Penguin Books.
This is a deal for the UK and Europe, but Morrissey has no contract with a publisher for the U.S. or any other territory.
As of 13 September, Morrissey and Penguin (UK) remain determined to publish within the next few weeks.

Dare we presume the above is true?
Assuming that it is, this all looks less like one of Steven's big queeny flounces, than a publicity stunt.
Where will it end?

PS Morrissey's "lost" autobiography found in a skip! Exclusive extracts "selected" by David Stubbs.