Jimmy Savile & Peter Sutcliffe: No Homo!

“All guys together or all girls together isn’t very healthy..."

Well, it's good to have standards, isn't it?

NB This is in The Sun, so it's probably balls, but what the hey...

X Factor: Separated At Birth?

PS I hear on Twitter, Rylan's performance tonight was "a bit camp".
Yet another reason why I don't own a tellybox (Might watch it on YouTube in a bit, though).

Update: And here she is!  Umm...