Talking Heads: The Big Country

"I wouldn't live there if you paid me
I wouldn't live like that, no siree
I wouldn't do the things that all those people do
I wouldn't live there if you paid me to..."

Never understood if this is meant to be ironic.
Fairly cracks me up every time, whatever.

The Queen Is Dead: Silver Jubilee

"I've a feeling he may be gay. I normally like them only I think he's one of the ones it's turned bitter..."

Alan Bennett, Her Big Chance, Talking Heads.