Justin Bieber: What Wouldn't I Give?

Justin Bieber's Instagram.

I would die happy being suffocated by your buttocks.

PS Some top comedy from The Guardian's art critic, Jonathan Jones.

Michelangelo’s David expresses readiness and vigilance. It was hailed when first unveiled as a symbol of the Florentine republic, defying its enemies. David is getting ready to fire a stone at the enemy. He looks ahead with keen eyes. But he is relaxed. From behind, his buttocks hang easy. This mixture of keenness and calm is the kind of pose Greek sculptors first gave to statues of athletes 2,500 years ago.

Bieber is a modern David, pregnant with controlled energy. He appears to be preparing to dive into that blue water ahead of him. He’s keen like David, calm like David. No wonder the fans are excited.

Michelangelo too would be pretty stoked if he saw this.

Tom Daley Watch: She's Having A Baby!

This is something to do with some bumawful thing on Channel 4, apparently.

Enjoy your weekend. x

PS Our Tom liked this...

Oh my RT @ryaann95: I'm about to eat you @TomDaley1994 #lastdayatwork #tesco #Banter pic.twitter.com/twIYbdr6vY

— Tom Daley (@TomDaley1994) June 14, 2015

Tom Daley: Gone In 60 Seconds

Here’s my 60 second Facebook Q&A challenge! Thanks for everyone that posted their questions here last week
Posted by Tom Daley on Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Adorable!

Not to be confused with the classic YouTube video, Tom Daley - Cum In 60 Seconds.

PS Trying to figure out why I can't embed the video, bear with me caller...

Panto: Gag Of The Year

“I need some buttocks on my face,” says one Ugly Sister.

“Botox, you mean?” says the other.

“I know what I said!”

From Cinderella at The New Wimbledon Theatre, as reported by Bagehot in the Economist Special Double Xmas Issue.

The fact that mums and dads across the nation will be dragging their kids along to see stuff like this is one of the few things that makes Fagburn proud to be British.

How To Get Away With Murder: Top Or Bottom?

Seeing straight sex and romance represented on network TV is something heterosexual people have taken for granted, whether it's during a daytime soap opera or a prime-time drama. Worried about alienating audiences and advertisers, executives at the big networks have long trod this territory very carefully, erring on the use of benign depictions of gay couples and sexual encounters, if even shown at all.

Enter [Shonda] Rhimes' recent scene, which included two men enjoying anilingus, otherwise known as rimming. Believe or not, this may have been one of the best things to happen to television in a long time...

So it's a bums up from Mic.

I’ve kept up with HTGAWM so far not because it’s particularly good (Damages did the intimidating-yet-troubled HBIC, terrified-yet-ambitious underling, and mysterious-yet-intriguing flash-forward thing better back in 2007), but because the show is reportedly some kind of step forward in gay media representation. And, in its suggestion of same-sex analingus or showing of a fictionalized Grindr screen on primetime network television, that reputation may be earned to a degree. But the show’s depiction of gay sexuality, mainly through the adventures of first-year law student/dude whisperer Connor Walsh (Jack Falahee), have thus far persistently contained a nasty strain of bottom shaming—and that kind of retrograde mess is not progressive in the least...

But it's bums down from Slate.

Fagburn will let you, the viewer, decide for yourself...

PS It's being shown in the UK on Universal Channel, btw.

Update: See also, How To Get Away With Murder is changing TV, E! Online. They also give us, Remember these LGBT firsts on TV? A clickthru photogallery of US shows. 

The Guardian: And A Very Informative Article About Rimming...

As many groups across the globe have worked to stop the [metaphorical anti-gay] violence, both systemically and socially, we have seen the urge to desexualise gay men in the mainstream representations of them and make them into fathers, your neighbor, your best friend or your mailman.

This push to make gay people “just like you!” is commonly referred to as heteronormativity – or the act of making subjects fit into the gendered nuclear family and ideals associated with it. And through this process, sex becomes a distant memory. It’s put on the back-burner, and for a group whose identity is founded in sexual differences, maybe it shouldn’t be.

Maybe we should be talking about the sex gay people are having because, when we do, we figure out that they are actually not all that different – without having all of us move to the suburbs.

From the data we know that men, straight and gay and everything in between, can derive pleasure from butts – their own and other people’s. We know that women can, too, with over 43% of women having participated in analingus according to that same 2010 academic study. And according to the most recent report by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, straight people don’t just like analingus – they like going all the way: 44% of men, and 36% of women, reported having had penetrative anal sex...

Always illuminating to see what Guardian Unlimited readers are actually reading...

Charlie Hunnam: 50 Shades Of Gay (GEDDIT???)

"My first job was on a Channel 4 miniseries called Queer as Folk. It was incredibly explicit sexual scenes with a man. I mean I'm 16 and 17 years wiser now. So if I could do it when I was 18 with a guy, I can certainly do it at 33 with a lady."

Charlie Hunnam quoted in Hollywood Reporter.

Hunnam is arguably still best-known for getting his bumhole licked in QAF - at least in Fagburn Mansions - but here's a - tellingly short - list of lip-locking on American primetime TV.
Apparently two fellas were at it again last night.
Pass the smelling salts, Mabel.