'Another diary date before we go, and it's off to the Oxford Union,' The Guardian's waspish diarist, Hugh Muir, writes invitingly.
'"This House believes that the gay rights movement has undermined family values," is the proposition on June 3. Peter Tatchell will oppose, but arguing in favour will be Stephen Green, national director of the pressure group Christian Voice and Michael Lucas, CEO and president of the gay porn film company Lucas Entertainment. Green will aim for the moral high ground. But how Lucas plans to square family values and hardcore porn is anyone's guess.'
That's an easy one, Hugh - Michael Lucas is a far right, Zionist cunt, so embracing such contradictions comes as easy to him as, well, coming.
Circle squared!