Lemmy: The Movie

What was your most memorable day job?

"When I was a housepainter for this gay guy. Me and my mate were doing this house up for an old-ish gay guy. You can’t believe what his name was: Mr. Brownsword. Can you fuckin’ believe that? That was incredible. Talk about life is art."

Almost certainly the greatest rock bio film ever made.
On BBC iPlayer now!

Gaz7etta: Not GayZetta

Another new title is launched today, Gaz7etta.
From the makers of the extremely succesful womens' fashion magazine, Grazia, this is a fashion magazine for men.
Straight men.
It all sounds a bit neurotically "manly" - a bit "This may be a mens' fashion magazine but IT. IS. NOT. GAY!"
There's some football manager bloke on the front cover, Lemmy's inside giving life coaching, steamy snaps of a young Carla Bruni, James Bond, Mad Men, "supercars", how to lose your beergut...
I'll have to go and find one of the 500,000 free copies of the "pilot issue" (me neither) they're apparently giving away.
I'd also like to find out how to pronounce Gaz7etta.
Anyone?