Pete Townshend: Talking Bollocks

"I think it's sad that we will only remember Keith's book because of what he said about the size of Mick's genitals. Which, by the way, to use an apt term, is b*******. [I guess he said "bollocks" - FB]
"I've seen them and they are not small. And it is not just the balls that are big."

In The Sun.
Pete's writing his own memoirs for HarperCollins, Who Me?
Should be interesting - as Pete is so sexually confused.

George Michael: Straight Outta Hampstead

And talking of what happened to ex-members of boybands...
The Daily Mirror is wondering where George Michael of Wham! fame is now.
Meanwhile, over in The Times, Keith Richards is asked what he makes of Mr Michael's latest brush with lily law.
"You know what? I bet George Michael is loving it. I say, ‘Stay in jail, George.’ There’s probably some dope and some gays. He probably won’t want to leave — it’s the best place for him. He’s playing around with fame. I can’t remember a song of his. I don’t want to knock the guy, but I’m an immortal legend, according to some."