Cliff Richard: Innocent Until...

"The allegations are completely false. Up until now I have chosen not to dignify the false allegations with a response, as it would just give them more oxygen.

"However, the police attended my apartment in Berkshire today without notice, except it would appear to the press."

Statement.

Something about this story smells funny.

The media-friendly raid on Cliff Richard's house in BERKSHIRE was carried out by officers from the SOUTH YORKSHIRE police force!

Still, after Hillsborough there's no reason to doubt what they say, is there?

PS Expect to see lots more guff like this in the papers; Sir Cliff Richard Profile: Decades of speculation over life of the bachelor boy. Daily Telegraph. Where knowledge and research are replaced by seeing what comes up if you type 'Cliff Richard gay' into Google.

And more nudge-nudge wink-winkery like this in the Mail; Priest who's become Cliff Richard's rock: As he faces biggest crisis of his life, there's one man he can rely on - Father John, who quit Church to be 'Man Friday'.

Sir Cliff Of Richard: My Pants Manager

"His ‘property manager’, Father John McElynn, will, as usual, be keeping him company. The ordained Roman Catholic priest has been at his side for ten years, and Sir Cliff says of him: ‘He has become a companion — which is great, because I don’t like living alone.’"

Crumbs Cliff!
Who does?
From The Daily Mail.
But what happened to that other Christian dude you used to live with?
"Bill Latham, the former religious education teacher who used to manage Cliff, and who lived with him for 30 years, retired last year, aged 72."
Did he used to carry round your sexy Calvin Klein undies in a see-through bag, too?
Crumbs!