Things We Learned Today: Banged Up

"Last year boys aged between 15 and 17 at a young offenders’ institute in Wetherby, West Yorkshire, were handed 1,728 free ­condoms and 75 sachets of lubricant.
"A Freedom of Information request ­revealed that the condoms cost £105.32 and the lube £15.60."

The Daily Star.

Ford Prison Riot: Were Governor's Hair Colour And Sexuality To Blame?

"The governor of the open prison set on fire in a drunken riot is in a lesbian relationship with one of her jail officers," reports The Daily Mail.
"Blonde HMP Ford boss Sharon Williams, who has split from her husband, lives with employee Jackie Jefcut."
"Today the Prison Service said they were aware of her personal relationship - but stressed that Ms Williams was a 'capable' worker."
Thanks for clearing that up, Daily Mail - Pulitzer Prize-winning stuff!