Cheryl Cole: She Loves The Gays!

Cheryl Cole loves the gays, Fagburn can reveal.
In an exclusive interview with Fagburn the Girls Aloud singer said; "I love the gays, me."
Commented Jeremy Knoblord; "This is a bombshell. The world of Pop may literally never be the same again."

Marriage: It's Getting Old Now

The New Statesman and Cheryl Cole are the latest folk to bless us with their opinions on the gay great gay marriage debate.
I'm paraphrasing slightly, but they both think it's as nice as kittens.

Cheryl Cole: Why I Dumped Derek Hough!!!

Cheryl Cole: 'I dumped Derek Hough because he has OCD'

The Sunday Mirror.
Yup! That's why you dumped him.
You were clearly in a very passionate "relationship" and I think no further comment is needed.

Cheryl Cole & Derek Hough: Friend Or Fauxmance?

'His family say the relationship is for real but gossips say it's a sham: So, is dancer Derek Hough really the right man for Cheryl Cole?' The Daily Mail wonders aloud.
"Why, then, are they being so shy? Could it be that Cheryl is holding back for another reason? For it must be said that there is a strong waft of disbelief from doubters who question whether dancer Derek is, well . . . macho enough for Cheryl’s taste.
"The suggestion has been made that their relationship is merely a ‘showbiz fauxmance’ one — an alleged affair conducted between friends that has the benefit of keeping them in the public eye and making both look more desirable...
"As for his personal life, since becoming a TV star Derek has had only one publicised relationship: with actress Shannon Elizabeth, his one-time dance partner on Dancing With The Stars - who was taller and 12 years older than him.
"They lived together - not as a couple, but with Mark Ballas and two other friends, plus four dogs including Derek’s poodle, named Lady Dog-Ga."