Friday 5 September 2014

Football: You Boys Play Nice Now!

FA Cup winners Arsenal, Paddy Power, Stonewall and the Gay Football Supporters' Network have again teamed up to help tackle one of the toughest challenges in sport: homophobia in football.

Erm, not sure I get what this is saying.

'Be nice to the poofs, lads, cause - although being a bummer is a bit of a bummer, like being short or looking like a Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle - they can't help it, and they can't change.'

Still, great stuff guys; cause there's nothing so fucking fantastic as when a real man - an actual soccerball star no less! - says he quite likes the gays.

#sobrave

Good slaves are so grateful for just a smile from our masters.

PS The sports aren't Fagburn's strong point, but I think there are 28 players in the Arsenal squad. Are we to assume the other 23 are okay with homophobia?


Pink News - this patronising drivel is an actual article, and not a piss-take!

Oh Gloria, wait til Fagburn unveils his 'Wear Your Rainbow Loom Band With Pride!' campaign - it's gonna make homophobia disappear 4 EVAH!

5 comments:

  1. Err.... There are surely hundreds of Arsenal employees too. Why aren't they in the video or are they all homophobic too? And why's it just Arsenal? What about all the other teams, or has that club been singled out because of the affinity between gays and Arse?

    Surely the most important thing about Gloria De Piero's mindless, trite drivel is that it appeared in Pink News, not how pathetic New Labour's front bench is.

    I don't recall this blog finding space to comment on the soccerball homophobic texts scandal, but nice to see the poison pen out for those against homophobia.

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  2. 'I don't recall this blog finding space to comment on the soccerball homophobic texts scandal, but nice to see the poison pen out for those against homophobia.'

    http://www.fagburn.com/2014/08/tweet-of-day-banter.html

    Done quite a lot about football and homophobia, actually...

    I would reply to the rest of your comment, but I'm not sure what you're trying to say. x

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    1. Oh Sorry! I missed the 2 lines you wrote about how you were bored with the homophobic texts scandal. Perhaps I was distracted by the 7 paragraphs you devoted to attacking a campaign AGAINST homophobia in football.

      Come out Mr Dacre!*. This is you having a laugh by pretending to be a left wing gay isn't it?

      *Editor in Chief of the Mail Group, in case you pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

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  3. Usmanov, the Russian part-owner of Arsenal is a friend of Putin apparently. Might have some relevance.

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  4. The advert is a bit misjudged. But I guess they are dealing with neanderthals.

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