Thursday, 13 March 2014

Steve Grand: Exclusive Interview

Hi Steve!
So you're completely talentless and make totally shit records and the only reason you get any media coverage is just cause you're gay - like that's still newsworthy in 2014.
'Yes, sir.'
Oh, and also cause you're quite nice-looking and keep taking your shirt off?
'Yup.'
So, do you think most gay media will print any old tripe about some non-entity like you just because they're gay?
'Yup. But it helps to be young and pretty and dumb, dude.'
Steve Grand, this has been absolutely fascinating, thank you!

1 comment:

  1. i think thats a bit harsh as he can sing a bit,and he is a sort of family sized tom daley...he falls into water quite elegantly.....and doing mainstream gay songs though hardly new....isn't a bad idea , though they are a bit..obvious

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