Telegraph: Reader, I Married Him

Daily Telegraph.

Like people who fall for email scams offering them countless Nigerian millions, it's hard to feel much sympathy for someone who's a bit thick.

Didn't the Dannii Minogue CDs give it away?

PS Wife of first openly gay rugby league star says she wanted to 'rip his head off and kill him' after he revealed his true sexuality, Daily Mail. Lol.

Keegan Hirst: Gay Hero!

Daily Telegraph.

Oh do fuck off.

PS Emma Watson has some beautiful words for newly-out rugby player, Pink News. LOL!

Keegan Hirst: Who???

It's always jolly exciting when a sportsman comes out and no-one knows who they are, innit?

#sobrave

'He plays for the Batley Bulldogs!?? Why, they're my favourite rugby league or is it union team!'

PS Oh crap! Everyone's going to dust off their 'Gays & Sport: The Last Taboo?' articles. *runs for cover*