Showing posts with label celebrity juice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrity juice. Show all posts

Thursday, 3 April 2014

Tom Daley: Yup, He's Gay!


And not bisexual. *
And on that bombshell!

PS Can't post the video clip so you'll have to watch it here.

You may note the much quoted 'I am a gay man now' quote is not something that he actually said, but I think we got the message.

As journalists once more prove themselves literally incapable of even hearing what someone has just fucking said!

x

Update: Video now available on YouTube. Ta-dah!

PS Remember the good old days when tabloids used to make up stories about Tom having a girlfriend?
Priceless!

* Most of my ex-boyfriends are bisexual. I have nothing against these basic bitches.

Update: Our Tom's guide to stalking Tom Daley.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Tom & Dustin: It's Over!

Queerty.

I so wanted to believe this - does that make me a bad person?
Happy April 1st!

PS It's still on! Rejoice at that news.

Update: It's still on!!!

Update2: Actually it's all looking a bit desperate to prove it's still on.

You can just see the loathing and contempt...