A FOOL did something funny to my computer over the weekend so I couldn't log into Google Chrome, then I hurt my leg quite badly during a 'free and frank exchange of views' with some selfish CUNT who was cycling on the pavement.
As ever, I have been retroactively posting this week's most thrilling stories close to the day they appeared.
PS Yes, it really is World Smile Day. Woo! etc.
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