No, me neither.
Anyway, apparently they didn't publish it - telling Mr Cumming it was "too raw" (fnar fnar) for their readers.
So Alan's put it on his website.
Enjoy!
'No man will deny that it feels
pretty great to have someone gasp at your penis.
'Well, that’s what happened to me
when I first moved to America and started to show people the contents of
my underpants. But their gasping was not due to my
gargantuan girth, (though no complaints so far, thank you very much!)
but more to the fact that I, unlike the vast majority of American males,
have not been genitally mutilated. I have a foreskin. I am intact.
'The gasping was due to the fact that
most people had never seen a real, unadulterated, uncircumcised penis
before, and some of the people who were seeing mine had, to be frank,
been round the block a few times so their reaction was all the more
surprising and on refection, upsetting.
'For not only did they have no idea
of what a foreskin looked like, they also had no idea how to deal with
it when we got down to business. I had to give quite a few seminars on
how it worked. Can you imagine being in your thirties and suddenly
having to explain to lovers how your genitals functioned, or having them
gush that they’d never seen one like yours before, or, worse, recoil in
disdain and say ‘what do you even do with that?’
'It made me feel that I was the weird
one, I was deformed, I was not normal, when of course it was they who
had had a piece of the most sensitive part of their bodies removed. I
was the intact one. I was complete, I told myself. They were the ones
who were lacking, literally, and who needed to be counseled and awakened
to these facts...'
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