Sunday Express: Dick Jokes

IMMATURE BBC BOSSES MUST CLEAN UP ONCE GREAT TODAY
"This childish desire to shock has more in common with an adolescent attempting to be rebellious than serious broadcasting and it surfaces time and time again..."
Express Comment.*

DICK SENT FOR TRIAL ON SEX ATTACK CHARGES - News headline today.

*The Today programme featured an item where a doctor said he'd been abused by being called a "bastard". Oh, and you probably don't need reminding but Express publisher Richard Desmond is a pornographer - and his other title The Daily Star is a real filth-free zone, too...

Thought For Easter Sunday: John Sentamu, Archbishop Of York

“God wants spiritual fruits rather than religious nuts.”

The Sunday Express.

To quote Mr Sentamu in full; "As the old saying goes: "God wants spiritual fruits rather than religious nuts."
Try Googling this well-known "old saying".