Breaking!: Anderson Cooper Is A Big Gay!!!

In a move that has literally sent shockwaves around the world, Anderson Cooper, who is now openly gay, has said he is gay.
The CNN presenter, who everyone knew was gay anyway, but who probably means fuck all to you if you don't live in America, said he was gay in an email to The Daily Beast.
He also "came out" as having grey hair.
CNN viewer Tom Madeupname told Fagburn: "This is a bombshell - who knew! I feel even more devastated than when I heard Ricky Martin likes it up the bum-bum from gentlemen."
The multi-millionaire scion of privilege was unavailable for further comment.
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