Twilight: Bloodsucker Blues

"It's amazing that they're already talking about another [Twilight sequel] before this one has even come out. I was also thinking another way to do it would be to make it look like Will and Grace, where Edward turns gay, but they still stay together, and they raise the kid and everything."

Robert Pattinson talking to Ellen.

Don't think I'm alone in wishing Taylor Lautner would go gay - his character in Twilight, I mean.

Taylor Lautner: Couple Of Morons Think Obvious Fake Mag Cover Is Real

Hold the front page!
People funny boy.
And thick.

GQ: So Very Sorry

Hi guys,

We’ve seen some of the comments floating around regarding our recent interview with Taylor Lautner and apologise if anyone was offended by anything in the article. It certainly wasn’t our intention to paint anyone in the story as a sexual predator. The point we were actually trying to push was that Taylor is irresistible to virtually everyone – regardless of sexuality or gender. Hence t...he film crew cheering at his shirtless scenes while shooting Twilight, and Mark Wahlberg deeming him better looking than Leonardo Di Caprio.
Taylor is an extraordinary young gentleman, and we can’t wait to see him achieve even greater success in the future. That’s why he’s on our cover – because GQ Australia prides itself on offering readers the best possible advice and insights that help you be modern, successful gentlemen. Whether you’re into fashion, food, fitness, pop culture, politics, travel, technology or cars GQ Australia strives to provide you with top-quality editorial content that allows you to make your own discerning choices.

- Nick

From GQ (Australia) Facebook page.
After Dustin Lance Black blogged this.
Well done Dustin - if it's possible I now love you more.

GQ: Ungentlemanly Questions

Welcome to my blog! For my very first post I’d hoped to keep it light and talk about how my new swimming pool isn’t coming along at the rate I’d hoped (fingers crossed for summer 2012). Instead, more than a few friends and co-workers pointed me to a recent GQ interview with Taylor Lautner and I felt I had to respond. Evidently the GQ writer asked whether director Gus Van Sant and writer Dustin Lance Black made a pass at him when the three dined together in Los Angeles recently. Really Mr. GQ writer? I’m curious, will you be asking all of the handsome actors I’ve ever had the privilege of working with or meeting if I made passes at them as well? I’d love to be there when you ask Sean Penn that same question. Or, Mr. GQ writer, were you projecting your own unprofessional desires onto me and Gus? Perhaps? Or worse still, are you a homophobe? Above and beyond this clear attack on my character, I’m shocked that GQ would allow their writer to lean on the scurrilous, outdated stereotype that gay men are by nature sexual predators. I mean, would you have asked this same question if it were Diablo Cody and Kathryn Bigelow at dinner with Mr. Lautner? Leaning on lies, myths and stereotypes about gay people is hateful, harmful and outdated. It’s not the 1950s anymore GQ, it’s 2011 and it’s time to grow up.

The wonderful Dustin Lance Black launches his website's blog in angry mode.

• I learn from dreamy Dustin's website he's writing the script for a movie about the Barefoot Bandit. Yowsah yowsah yowsah!