Mr Gay UK: Exclusive!

This year's Mr Gay UK has been won by an openly-gay man, Pink News Paper can reveal.
The winner is 22 and lives openly in Wales.
He is openly gay.
And a man.
The winner, Samuel Something, 5' 2", who is openly gay, lives in the UK and is openly a hairdresser.
Speaking exclusively to Pinknewspaper.com he said: "About half-past ten."

Mr Gay UK: Great Last Paragraphs Of Our Time

"The return of the contest follows controversy around previous winners – namely, Anthony Francis Morley, who was charged with the murder of Damian Oldfield."

Who he ate.
Quote from the endlessly stupid Pink Paper.

Mark Carter Trial: Contradictions In Terms

Fagburn can't help wondering if part of the press's interest in the trial of Mark Carter - the police officer and former winner of Mr Gay UK accused of rape - is that many journalists consider each of the terms "gay policeman" and "male rape" to be near impossible, implausible oxymorons.