Felt: Primitive Painters

Oh you should see my trail of disgrace,
it's enough to scare the whole human race...

Felt - Primitive Painters.
I often think this is the most perfect record ever made.
But then I often think Lawrence is the greatest pop star ever made.
So what do I know, eh?

Lawrence: Love And Death

I love Lawrence so much.
Denim and Go-Kart Mozart are my favourite sound.
Used to see Lawrence of Belgravia buying Cornish pasties at Victoria station.
That is my Lawrence story.
Thank you.

A Poem For Lawrence (Of Felt)

Lawrence
Lawrence from Felt.
And also from Denim,
who I preferred actually.
I wasn't too keen on Go Kart Mozart though.
Sorry.
No one knows your surname.
I do.
It's Hayward.
And no one knows I used to see you at Victoria Station buying cornish pasties,
except my friend Darren
who I've just told.
It was all you ever ate.
Or so I was told.
I bought the last Go Kart Mozart album at the HMV at Victoria Station funnily enough.
I wonder if it's still there.
Are you?

PS There's a great new fanzine - actually it's more of a book - about mad Lawrence, Foxtrot Echo Lima Tango. You can buy it here.