Union J: Non-Entity Half Comes Out

Presuming this is the same definition of bisexual as used by Tom Daley when he came out; ie 'I'm actually a screaming gaylord.'

The Sun. LOLOLOLOL!!!

But was it The Sun's gay showbiz editor Dan Wootton who goaded Shelley into coming out?

PS And a record-breakingly ridiculous piece on Pink News.

Saying she doesn't want to be labelled, when she clearly can't just say she's gay, is such a 70s throwback.

The Sun: Panic!

The 80s revival starts here.

NB Shamefully, the byline on this story is The Sun's token gayer, Dan Wootton. *

Dan lists a number of gay celebrities who have died of Aids-related illnesses or are living with HIV, but neglects to mention which The Sun and or The News Of The World tried to 'expose'.

* Readers of Private Eye will know that Mr Wootton regularly takes credit for his Sun Showbiz staff's stories, but this one's so crappy we shouldn't let him off the hook even if he 'only' approved it.

Update: An unbelivably shitty piece by The Mirror's Fleet Street Fox - erm...

This poll was deleted after it was pointed out it was also really shitty...

George Michael: Exclusive!

Dan 'Scoop' Wootton, The Sun.

Yes, that's how royalties and investments tend to work, Dan - well done!

PS That 'pun' is shit.

#Tustin Watch: Otherwise Engaged

THE announcement of TOM DALEY’s engagement in The Times may have been low-key, but the party that came after was anything but.

The Olympic ace got an entire camera crew to film it.

I’ve learned the Team GB diver and his fiancé DUSTIN LANCE BLACK recorded scenes for a brand-new ITV docu at last Saturday’s bash. So his 60 guests – including fellow diver CHRIS MEARS, illusionist DERREN BROWN and Tom’s mum Debbie – had to sip tequila cocktails and scoff cake worrying how they might look on screen.

An insider told me: “Tom’s decision to film such a personal celebration indicates reality TV is firmly the path he’s going down. His fanbase is very much the reality TV generation, so it makes sense.” ...

Dan Wootton, The Sun - ie it's probably a load of mis-matched balls. 

George Michael Watch: FFS!

The Sun has now scraped right through the bottom of the barrel and is burrowing to the centre of the Earth...

Gay Dad Watch: Ricky Martin

AS the most eligible gay bachelor in the world, it’s an understatement to say Latin superstar RICKY MARTIN has no shortage of potential partners.

After splitting from long-term boyfriend Carlos Gonzalez Abella, the flirtatious singer reveals he’s back on the market and actively looking for a new man.

Unexpectedly putting his hand on my knee and staring directly into my eyes, the passionate Puerto Rican, who has sold 85million records, says softly: “I am single now after seven years. I meet people. I’m fine. I meet very handsome men. I like to have a conversation, looking into someone’s eyes and finding out their sense of humour.”

Then, as if it’s not awkward enough, he adds, seemingly referring to my not-so-perfect physique: “I’m not saying you have to be an Adonis, but you have to connect.”

As if to add to my discomfort, he takes off the scarf covering his pecs, saying: “It’s starting to get hot.” ...

Dan Wootton comes over-excited in The Sun.

Oh, and Ricky actually said he can't bring a different man back home every night.

Will Young: Power Bottom Gear (Geddit!!?)

From the dead hand of Dan Wootton at the Sun.

It's Bank Holiday Monday, I might just go back to bed...

Oh, and for the record, I think this is the first time Miss Wootton has said he's a big ole gay in his Sun pages.

PS Will Yah was in the Independent on Saturday. If you can find one interesting quote in this, you're a better man than I.