Tom Daley: At Last... It's The Daley Ghetto Slut Drop!

Well, if that's not worth £5 of your English money, I don't know what is.
You can watch the Team GB video in full here (Warning: Contains some posh people doing 'Gangnam Style', which may make you realise Madame Mao was right all along).
I bet our Tom was really pissed off he didn't get to join in the Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) dance, though.

• You can donate to Children In Need here. Thanks to Ben and EMF.

Endymion: The Foolish Moon

Endymion was an indolent young shepherd of exceptional beauty.
As he lay sleeping on Mount Latmos, the moon goddess Selene was enchanted by his graceful appearance and instantly fell in love with him.
When the Olympian gods discovered her secret, Zeus offered Endymion perpetual youth on the condition that he remain asleep forever.
Eternally young, forever beautiful, and adored by the foolish moon above, Endymion sleeps on.

•  Our Tom is doing the eagerly anticipated Daley Ghetto Slut Drop on Children In Need this evening. Please give generously etc.