Helen Mirren: Ain't Noise Pollution

Obviously, anyone who goes and tells a bunch of stupid annoying twatting street drummers to shut the fuck up has Fagburn's full and unequivocal support.
So well done Dame Lady Helen Mirren.
Particularly as the cunts who pimped those drummers may now think before they again try to invade anyone's ears as an advertising space.
So fuck them - and good for you.
But there's something about how this silly bit of tittle-tattle became such a big story that's almost as annoying.
It's Daily Mail headline bingo again; "Queen Queens National Treasure Cuthbert Dibble Grub".
I know it happened over a bank holiday weekend, but even so you'd think the only people boring enough to bother covering this would be Gay Star News.
Fagburn ignored it, crossed my yellowing fingers, and hoped it would all go away, but it's still clogging up the tabloids today.
Wonderful free publicity for the woeful-sounding As One In The Park festival, of course.
And boy, with that letdown of a line-up, do they need it.

As One In The Park: As You May Well Be

Celebrity big brother winner and X Factor contestant Rylan Clark will headline As One in the Park, what is being billed as "the first credible large-scale gay festival in London for over a decade."
Rylan will join already confirmed headline acts Katy B, X Factor's Union J, Offer Nissim and Skin alongside Brit nominated Rita Ora. More artists are due to be announced soon...

Well done to The Independent for adding to their risible "gay coverage" by obediently reprinting this press release - and not knowing the main reason that there hasn't been a "credible large-scale gay festival in London for over a decade"* is they kept going bust.
Can't see this happening with this when it's headlined by "X Factor contestant" Rylan Clark and Union J.
No sirree!
Can't wait.
To miss it.

PS Obviously the Orange clubs have a following but it's gonna take more than that to fill a park, dears.

* Think this was "written" by a straight intern who's never heard of Lovebox Sundays. "Who cares, it's only this week's boring token gay story..." D'Oh!